ailurinae:

supreme-leader-stoat:

doityourselfbombs:

what if we broke the cycle of violence and got brunch together

what if we continued the cycle of violence. and got brunch together.

(via thealogie)

kira-serialfaggot:

select an artifact

endless can of pink lemonade that never spoils

a power brick that never runs out of charge

knife that can hit any target you imagine when you throw it

a framed glass pane that let’s you see into alternative universes

gloves that can protect from any heat and melt any metal

a phone book with everyone’s phone number in the world

an umbrella that changes the weather to be raining when opened

the eye of a God that transmits any image it sees into everyone’s dreams

(via slimegargoyle)

sh4rpobjects:

Emmy Rossum at the premiere of ‘The Phantom of the Opera’ (2004)

(via slimegargoyle)

unbearable-swagger:

I will be like “I’m fine” and then another fucking event will occur

(via leiaxrgcna)

wwfits:

ratwagon:

you get to marry ONE

Guillermo

Nandor

Nadja

Laszlo

Colin Robinson

i cant believe so many people picked guillermo, that man would sell you to satan nandor for a single corn chip

(via lanepryce)

between-myself-and-me:

(via astudyinsubtext)

unbotheredmuse:

(via darcylindbergh)